特搞笑的句子|特搞笑的句子(匯集五十三句)
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┋?Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in the road!
┋?Why did the banana wear a tuxedo? It was going to a peeling!
┋?為什么蝙蝠去睡覺了?因為它有些瘋狂了!
┋?Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing getting jealous!
┋?娼妓,你就像公共汽車,誰都可以上。
┋?為什么蝸牛在車子上畫了一個"S"?這樣人們就知道它開車開得比較慢了!
┋?為什么雞加入樂隊?因為它有鼓棒!
┋?Why did the bee go to the barber? To get a buzz cut!
┋?我還是那么的愛你,直到我的膝蓋中了一箭。
┋?Why don't ghosts go to the beach? Because they're afraid of the sand which is their kryptonite!
┋?要追女生,就要追有男朋友的比較好。因為,你的對手只有一個。
┋?有一次我在電梯里按錯了樓層,結果發現進了個拆遷的工地,被工人們當成一個新員工。
┋?我上班遲到了,想找個借口,結果告訴老板因為“我和鬧鐘吵架了”,他竟然相信了!
┋?左手風花雪月,右手柴米油鹽
┋?年輕時不懂事,懂事后年紀不輕了。
┋?為什么數學書很難過?因為它有太多問題了!????????( ???)??
┋?為什么咖啡要報案?因為它被搶了!
┋?Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
┋?Why did the pirates refuse to get into the Parthenon? Because they were afraid of triremes!
┋?為什么腰帶要進監獄?因為它在撐褲子!
┋?這個笑話有點難翻譯,意思是:西紅柿為什么變紅?因為看到了沙拉醬!
┋?見到這么多的沙發,我有點懷疑這個群聊是不是改行代購了。
┋?為什么雪人去銀行?為了看看他的凍資產!
┋?Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
┋?老板給我發了一個愚人節的笑話,我信以為真,辭職了,然后才意識到我被當成笑話了。
┋?Why did the cat go on a diet? Because he was too paw-ful!
┋?冬天,連洗衣服都要莫大的勇氣!
┋?昨天晚上我夢到自己在吃巧克力,醒來發現我的枕頭不見了,一定是被我當成巧克力吃掉了!
┋?他的智商應該登錄失敗了,每次都是密碼錯誤。
┋?為什么你從來沒有聽到翼手龍在洗手間里?因為它悄悄地上廁所!
┋?老板,買三斤房讓我回去炒!
┋?Why did the snowman go to the bank? To see his frozen assets!
┋?為什么科學家不相信原子?因為它們構成了每一樣東西!??????
┋?為什么自行車站不起來?因為它太累了!
┋?Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had a fever!
┋?Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
┋?別和我談戀愛,我容易陷入劇情的懷抱,然后忘記自己是觀眾。
┋?為什么青蛙打電話給保險公司?因為地上有個坑導致它跳躍出了問題!
┋?Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants!
┋?這輩子。要能沒心沒肺的活著……該有多好.
┋?Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
┋?Why did the fridge go on a diet? Because it wanted to lose some weight!
┋?為什么骷髏單獨去參加派對?因為它沒有人陪!
┋?Why did the girl bring lipstick and glue to school? She wanted to stick out her lips!
┋?為什么鬼不去海灘?因為它們害怕沙子,沙子就是它們的克ryptonite(超人的救生鋼)!
┋?為什么蒼蠅從來沒有停在電腦屏幕上?因為它害怕電腦病毒!
┋?為什么斑馬到機場?為了檢查它的條紋!
┋?Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it was getting a little rusty around the edges!
┋?為什么冰箱要減肥?因為它想減肥!
┋?不要臉不要皮。是要去演畫皮嗦、
┋?為什么葡萄在路中間停下來了?因為它沒了汁!
┋?Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had nobody to go with!
┋?不要非常嚴肅的`望著我因為我會笑場
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